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The Weevils
There were once two weevils living in the country together. One day, they were talking about life, and decided to do something about their miserable existences. So they made a bet: they would return in a year's time, and compare who'd made a better life for himself.
A year passed. They returned. One had become a legal aid, working in the insect courts of England (as an earwig). The other was still flipping dung-balls at Mc(Farmer)Donalds. The second, obviously having lost the bet, was from then known on as The Lesser Of Two Weevils.
A year passed. They returned. One had become a legal aid, working in the insect courts of England (as an earwig). The other was still flipping dung-balls at Mc(Farmer)Donalds. The second, obviously having lost the bet, was from then known on as The Lesser Of Two Weevils.
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My absolute favorite, and I don't know why, it just always makes me laugh is
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? - He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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