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This one was overheard at a recent Xmas/Yule Gathering... not exactly verbatim, except for the punch line...
(Note: This is not meant to cause unrest or show disrespect to those of a certain ethnic background. I just think it's a funny as hell groaner.)
There were three pigs.
One built his house out of straw, another out of sticks, and the third out of brick.
One day, the Big Bad Wolf (BBW) came to the first pig, whose house was made out of straw. "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in." "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house in.
So Straw Pig goes to Stick Pig's house and warns him about the BBW. Sure enough, BBW comes around, and says the same thing, with the same response from the pigs. So he huffs and puffs and blows the Stick House in.
And so Straw Pig and Stick Pig go running to Brick Pig, and warn him about the BBW.
"Hang on," he says, "lemme make a phone call."
Brick Pig picks up the phone, dials a number, and speaks in hushed tones.
Not too long after he hangs up, BBW starts up his walk.
But before BBW can get very far, this big black car pulls up, and two huge pigs dressed in sunglasses and black suits come out. They grab the BBW, toss him to the ground, and start beating on him severely. They let up when they figure that BBW has had enough, and they each draw a pistol from under their jackets, and plug the BBW in the back of the head. One of them goes to the car and opens the trunk, while the other scoops up BBW's body and dumps it in. The trunk closes with a deep thunk.
They toss a quick nod to Brick Pig, get back in the car, and speed away.
The other two pigs, stunned, can barely ask who those two were.
Brick Pig says, "Those were by two cousins... the Guinea Pigs."
(Note: This is not meant to cause unrest or show disrespect to those of a certain ethnic background. I just think it's a funny as hell groaner.)
There were three pigs.
One built his house out of straw, another out of sticks, and the third out of brick.
One day, the Big Bad Wolf (BBW) came to the first pig, whose house was made out of straw. "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in." "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew his house in.
So Straw Pig goes to Stick Pig's house and warns him about the BBW. Sure enough, BBW comes around, and says the same thing, with the same response from the pigs. So he huffs and puffs and blows the Stick House in.
And so Straw Pig and Stick Pig go running to Brick Pig, and warn him about the BBW.
"Hang on," he says, "lemme make a phone call."
Brick Pig picks up the phone, dials a number, and speaks in hushed tones.
Not too long after he hangs up, BBW starts up his walk.
But before BBW can get very far, this big black car pulls up, and two huge pigs dressed in sunglasses and black suits come out. They grab the BBW, toss him to the ground, and start beating on him severely. They let up when they figure that BBW has had enough, and they each draw a pistol from under their jackets, and plug the BBW in the back of the head. One of them goes to the car and opens the trunk, while the other scoops up BBW's body and dumps it in. The trunk closes with a deep thunk.
They toss a quick nod to Brick Pig, get back in the car, and speed away.
The other two pigs, stunned, can barely ask who those two were.
Brick Pig says, "Those were by two cousins... the Guinea Pigs."