Behind the Wall

After this past Monday and a visit to Aspen Dental, I only have one line to day, courtesy of Mr D Tennant...

"Mm... new teeth... that's weird..."

Got the real ones. Uppers fit great. Lowers need a bit of an adjustment.






For a laugh, check out Not Always Right




EDIT:
Link fixed.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!"
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
( It says,... )

Back in the first Gulf War, an Army general was inspecting a forward observation unit. This unit was stuck out in a deserted village in the middle of nowhere, with hardly any transportation. All their supplies and such had to be brought in by helicopter.
"So what do you do to keep morale up," he asked the sergeant who was giving him the tour.
"Well, each supply chopper brings in magazines and books, and every week, the guys get fifteen minutes on the sat-phone to call home," he answered.
There was a pause in the talking as they continued on.
"But what happens if... if a fellow... gets... well... lonely way out here?" asked the general.
"Oh, for that we have the camel," the sergeant replied, hooking his thumb over to a pen which contained a camel.
The general nodded, and the tour continued.
Later on that night, the general lay in his tent, and began to feel, well, lonely. He tried to suppress it as much as he could, but it just wouldn't go away.
Feeling slightly embarassed, the general slipped out of his tent, and made his way to the camel pen.
After a few moments of figuring out the logistics of his endeavor, he grabbed a small folding ladder, and placed it behind the camel, who barely took notice of him. The general took down his trousers, and began to... well... do his business.
The camel let out such a racket, waking the entire post. The sergeant from earlier that day ran over to the pen to see what was going on. After witnessing the general in his state of flagrante delicto, he quickly stated, "General, we use the camel to ride into town!"