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President Clinton was arriving back at Andrews AFB on Air Force One after a trip across the country. The Commandant of the Marines was there to greet him. He was surprised to see the President disembarking from Air Force One with a pig under each arm.
"Fine looking pigs, Sir," the commandant said.
"These aren't pigs, commandant," said President Clinton, "these are hogs."
"Fine looking hogs, sir."
"These aren't just any hogs, they're Arkansas razorback hogs."
"Outstanding hogs, sir!"
President Clinton held them up a little higher. "I got them for Chelsea and Hillary."
"Nice trade, Sir!"
Just because we could all use a laugh...
"Fine looking pigs, Sir," the commandant said.
"These aren't pigs, commandant," said President Clinton, "these are hogs."
"Fine looking hogs, sir."
"These aren't just any hogs, they're Arkansas razorback hogs."
"Outstanding hogs, sir!"
President Clinton held them up a little higher. "I got them for Chelsea and Hillary."
"Nice trade, Sir!"
Just because we could all use a laugh...
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