Look upon this meme, ye mighty, and despair!

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... you're on my list, so i want to know you better!


Comment here and re post a blank one on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you re post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

My DUH! moment of the day...

I have in my hands a bottled chocolate milkshake. In fact, right below the brand name is the legend, "Milk Shake."

I just happened to glance at the ingredient warning section on the bottle.
I kid you not, it reads:

CONTAINS: Milk.


For one, I certainly hope so. Else I would sue the company under false advertising.
Second... it says "Milk Shake" right on the front of the bottle. Would it not be safe to assume that there would be a least one iota of milky essence in there? Especially when the first item on the list of ingredients says rather plainly, "Milk"? When was the last time you opened up a bottle of Nestle Quik, and was surprised that it was not made from, say, fish? "What's that there? Cod flavored Quik? Yum!"

This ranks right up there with the opening instructions you now find on your everyday Hershey and Kit Kat bars. Good gods above and below, have we, as a society, become such complete and utter doorknobs that even our lizard brains can't fathom that there just might be milk in a product labelled "Milkshake?"



Here endeth the snarkiness...