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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Only one, huh? Might as well make it a good one. How about... Pat Robertson? On live TV no less. God's Wrath, coming right up.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Again with the single choice, when it's a target-rich environment. Couldn't put all those boybands and girlbands into one lump category, eh?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Since I've already nuked Pat Roberston, I think Duh-bya is ripe for a smack.
4. What is your favoite cheese? Smoked Gouda.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it? Turkey, good ham, rare lean roast beef, smoked gouda, mayo, brown mustard, thinly-sliced half-sour pickle, all on fresh still-warm-from-the-oven potato bread.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Um...
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Um...
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Easy... I'd end up blowing it on gaming stuff and/or comic books.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? London's calling...
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Since that would most likely be a hundred knicker (pounds, pet), it'd be spent on a nice bottle of whisky (Scotch, single malt, of course) or two... depending on cost.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Midori
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Oakland, CA, 1977, don't know the exact date... but see one of the best Floyd shows ever recorded (illegally)
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Do what you will, ere it harm none.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
15. What is your favorite expletive? Narrow the list down? Fucktard, asshat, assbrain, fuckleberry, fucklehead... to name a few...
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. Start wondering when the hell I managed to get transported to Egypt, and start looking for Ptah, Osiris and Anubis.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Erm... all the backups I made of my PC, hoping they're recent? (digital photos included, of course)
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Make a nice half-hour speech in front of a whole bunch of people, and when the time is just drawing to a close, say, "And if anything I've said is wrong... may God strike me dead!"
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Psychokinesis, and certain telepathic/clairvoyant abilities
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My wedding... or Marcus' birth (even though that had major drama attached to it.)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? This one's tricky, as changing something in my own personal timeline would disrupt where I am today, either altering it to varying degrees or eliminating it. Best to choose something as recent as possible... and that would be... not getting the apartment cleaned and organized, or at least not letting it get in the state it's in now from the moment we moved into the place.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Um... the UK sounds good to me...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I don't go to bars in real life, so... I would choose a fictional one: Callahan's Place, Mary's Place, or The Place. Either one of those. (If you don't know them, ask.)
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!" My in-laws, just to prove that it can be done over long distances.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Douglas Adams
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My maternal grandmother, so she can meet Colleen and Marcus.
potch12141. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Only one, huh? Might as well make it a good one. How about... Pat Robertson? On live TV no less. God's Wrath, coming right up.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Again with the single choice, when it's a target-rich environment. Couldn't put all those boybands and girlbands into one lump category, eh?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Since I've already nuked Pat Roberston, I think Duh-bya is ripe for a smack.
4. What is your favoite cheese? Smoked Gouda.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it? Turkey, good ham, rare lean roast beef, smoked gouda, mayo, brown mustard, thinly-sliced half-sour pickle, all on fresh still-warm-from-the-oven potato bread.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Um...
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Um...
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Easy... I'd end up blowing it on gaming stuff and/or comic books.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? London's calling...
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Since that would most likely be a hundred knicker (pounds, pet), it'd be spent on a nice bottle of whisky (Scotch, single malt, of course) or two... depending on cost.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Midori
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Oakland, CA, 1977, don't know the exact date... but see one of the best Floyd shows ever recorded (illegally)
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Do what you will, ere it harm none.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
15. What is your favorite expletive? Narrow the list down? Fucktard, asshat, assbrain, fuckleberry, fucklehead... to name a few...
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. Start wondering when the hell I managed to get transported to Egypt, and start looking for Ptah, Osiris and Anubis.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Erm... all the backups I made of my PC, hoping they're recent? (digital photos included, of course)
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Make a nice half-hour speech in front of a whole bunch of people, and when the time is just drawing to a close, say, "And if anything I've said is wrong... may God strike me dead!"
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Psychokinesis, and certain telepathic/clairvoyant abilities
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My wedding... or Marcus' birth (even though that had major drama attached to it.)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? This one's tricky, as changing something in my own personal timeline would disrupt where I am today, either altering it to varying degrees or eliminating it. Best to choose something as recent as possible... and that would be... not getting the apartment cleaned and organized, or at least not letting it get in the state it's in now from the moment we moved into the place.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Um... the UK sounds good to me...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I don't go to bars in real life, so... I would choose a fictional one: Callahan's Place, Mary's Place, or The Place. Either one of those. (If you don't know them, ask.)
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!" My in-laws, just to prove that it can be done over long distances.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Douglas Adams
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My maternal grandmother, so she can meet Colleen and Marcus.
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