1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
Nothing... I don't burn things... well, maybe those boneless pork ribs a couple of years ago...
2} Describe yourself in three "s" words:
Sarcastic, sensible, sleepy
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
Counting a shower? About 30 minutes' notice
4} Favorite place to blow $50?
That's Entertainment or any bookstore
5} How many people have you thought were "the one"?
There have been a few, but only one's accepted the title.
6} What is something that completely turns you off from the opposite sex?
No sense of humor or intelligence
7} What kind of car do you drive?
1994 Nissan Sentra, named Sally... short for Salamander
8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Quandary Phase, Disc 2
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with?
Considering that I don't drink coffee... I would still have a chat with Terry Pratchett or Roger Waters
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
See above, but the list is far too long to mention here
11) HEY, WHERE'S #11?!?!?!
12} What time do you go to bed?
Sometime between 11pm and midnight
13.} Last movie you watched?
Batman Begins (DVD)
14} Last TV show you watched?
Apart from the news this morning? Had a M*A*S*H rerun on last night...
15.} Why is there no question 15?
Same reason there was no #11!
16} Who in your family do you best get along with?
Everyone
17} Who do you have a crush on?
My wife
18) HEY, WHERE IS #18?!?!?!?!
19} Are you planning a vacation/travel?
Sometime in the summer, yes
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled?
This past Christmas, Manassas VA
21} How many times have you been in love?
A few
22} How old will you be in 10 years?
Current age + 10
23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
24} Sinful snacking weakness?
Garlic and herb spread on bagel crisps.
25} Roller coasters?
No thanks, my drink would spill.
26} Ever run out of gas?
No... both kinds...
27} Ever been on a train?
Yes
28} Ever been on a blind date?
Nope
29} Ever been to Europe?
Yep.
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
Probably the same thing I do every day, and relish in the jaws dropping around me...
31} Would you tell anyone it was really you?
Sure.
32} Ever been arrested?
No
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with?
No
34} What is something you believe in?
Family
35} What is something you fear?
Checking out
36} Big or small?
Depends
37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced?
Emotional: Colleen having complications during the c-section.
Physical: nothing special
38} What is your favorite television show?
The list... Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Monk, NUMB3RS, Simpsons, Family Guy, NCIS, House MD, CSI
At least for what's currently running...
39} Ever Photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
No
40} Tell us something about your childhood.
Only child
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
Keep your money, he's not worth it
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood?
When I get home
43}What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Curse the alarm