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1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, sort of...
2. Do you ever steal the shampoos and soaps from hotel rooms?
No, I usually bring my own.
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room before?
Aren't they typically used for that?
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?.
No, why would I?
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Can take 'em or leave 'em. They're handy at work.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
That's happened all too often.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a big swarm of bees?
Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm covered in bees!!!!!
8. Don't you hate it when people have sex with their socks on?
Oh no! They've fallen into the Sock Gap! And someone's doing the squelchy with them!
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Most of the time, yes.
10. Have you ever taken pictures of yourself naked?
No.
11. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Rampant blatant stupidity
12. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out.
13. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope, unless it's extremely dark in the room and I'm negotiating my way through it on pure memory and spatial awareness.
14. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yep. And the bear at the tree next to me just nodded.
15. Have you ever hooked up with more than one person in a day?
No.
16. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Plastic? Yech...
17. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
In a drugged out stupor, singing "Sweet Caroline" in a jail cell in the Azores...
18. What's your favorite animal and why?
Wolves... cats... they're smart and have a good sense of family.
19. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Only if it doesn't taste stale.
20. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
Um not.
21. Would you ever tape yourself doing cartwheels?
No... I used to sort of do them, but I don't think I can anymore.
22. What's your 'song of the week'?
Anything by Queen after watching American Idol
23. Is it ok for guys to wear pink?
Sure.
24. Do you still watch cartoons?
Yes, and not just anime... there's Simpsons and Family Guy, dontchaknow
25. What's your favorite scary movie?
Scary Movie 3... no, wait... I don't really do horror movies, but I would have to say that Blair Witch Project freaked me out. Not while watching it, but afterward, when my mind had chances galore to wander...
26. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Why should I tell you? You might go and dig it up.
27. And finally, what's the grossest way you can think of to die?
Being decapitated whilst watching it in a mirror, then having it so your head lands in just the right spot so you see your body fall and can see the stump spouting blood?
C'mon, even I don't think of these things...
Woodchipper? (Fargo, anybody?)
potch12141. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, sort of...
2. Do you ever steal the shampoos and soaps from hotel rooms?
No, I usually bring my own.
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room before?
Aren't they typically used for that?
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?.
No, why would I?
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Can take 'em or leave 'em. They're handy at work.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
That's happened all too often.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a big swarm of bees?
Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm covered in bees!!!!!
8. Don't you hate it when people have sex with their socks on?
Oh no! They've fallen into the Sock Gap! And someone's doing the squelchy with them!
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Most of the time, yes.
10. Have you ever taken pictures of yourself naked?
No.
11. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Rampant blatant stupidity
12. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out.
13. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope, unless it's extremely dark in the room and I'm negotiating my way through it on pure memory and spatial awareness.
14. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yep. And the bear at the tree next to me just nodded.
15. Have you ever hooked up with more than one person in a day?
No.
16. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Plastic? Yech...
17. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
In a drugged out stupor, singing "Sweet Caroline" in a jail cell in the Azores...
18. What's your favorite animal and why?
Wolves... cats... they're smart and have a good sense of family.
19. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Only if it doesn't taste stale.
20. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
Um not.
21. Would you ever tape yourself doing cartwheels?
No... I used to sort of do them, but I don't think I can anymore.
22. What's your 'song of the week'?
Anything by Queen after watching American Idol
23. Is it ok for guys to wear pink?
Sure.
24. Do you still watch cartoons?
Yes, and not just anime... there's Simpsons and Family Guy, dontchaknow
25. What's your favorite scary movie?
Scary Movie 3... no, wait... I don't really do horror movies, but I would have to say that Blair Witch Project freaked me out. Not while watching it, but afterward, when my mind had chances galore to wander...
26. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Why should I tell you? You might go and dig it up.
27. And finally, what's the grossest way you can think of to die?
Being decapitated whilst watching it in a mirror, then having it so your head lands in just the right spot so you see your body fall and can see the stump spouting blood?
C'mon, even I don't think of these things...
Woodchipper? (Fargo, anybody?)
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