1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
Don't think so, never really looked.
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Fountain, especially the one I have that's also a stylus for my Palm
3. Look at your calendar for March 14, what are you doing?
Working...
4. What color are your toenails usually?
Natural... I don't paint them
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
The answer to this question
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Purple on one window, tan on the other
7. What color are the seats in your car?
Grey
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, his name was Mouse
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Payment to my dentist
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
Personally? No...
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
To pay for our daycare
12. Who is the last baby that you held?
Marcus, of course!
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Thank the Gods no.
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Not really, no
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
My Nissan Sentra... Colleen's Nissan Sentra...
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
Neither
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
Never
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house/apartment?
I don't recall...
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
Highlighter... garlic bagel chips...
20. Last person to give you a business card?
Don't remember
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
My dentist's office
22. Closest framed picture to you?
Marcus
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Unemployment, yes... other welfare, no
25. How many emails do you have?
At least 5 addresses...
26. Last time you received flowers?
Last spring, after C's grandasci passed
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
Hell no... everyone has the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us...
28. Do you bite your nails?
No
29. Do you play air guitar?
Not only that, but it's a fully customized air Stratocaster!
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Don't/can't drink coffee
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
What?
32. What is your high school's rival mascot?
I don't know
33. Have you ever ridden in a hot air balloon?
No
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
A few weeks ago
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Why not?
36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
White or off-white
37. What is in your inbox at work?
Lots of stuff for tech support
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
Started an article about a lawsuit against Kahr Arms
39. What was the last pageant you attended?
None
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Dean Park Pizza
41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Apart from the paper thing at Burger King? No.
42. What is the last thing you stapled?
A few pages for reference at work
43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi?
What?
44. Are you ticklish?
Sometimes
45. Last time you saw fireworks?
4th of July
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme donut?
A few months ago
47. Who is the last person that sent you a text message that you actually responded to?
Colleen
48. Last time you parked under a carport?
Never
49. Do you have a black dog?
No
50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
yes
51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
No
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
Colleen
53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
This morning
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
I think so
55. Do you have a little black dress?
Do I look like Eddie Izzard?