Hitman...

[pfloyd]

Garbage Pete People Iced: Six Car Bombs Planted: Four Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs Arms Broken: Twenty Three Eyes Gouged: Fourteen Tongues Cut Off: Three Biggest Enemy: Fire Crotch Get Your HITMAN Name

Ruprick People Iced: Nine Car Bombs Planted: Seven Favorite Weapon Shank Arms Broken: Four Eyes Gouged: Fourteen Tongues Cut Off: One Biggest Enemy: Prickly Pear Get Your HITMAN Name

Hey, I like the H&K USP they use in the logo...

Comments

[lawful-evil.livejournal.com]

When they say that 'Fire Crotch' is your biggest enemy, is that supposed to mean you have some recurring STD? Is that supposed to be the codename of some other hitman?