On the twelfth day of Christmas,
pfloyd sent to me...
Twelve snipers gweeping
Eleven wargames ranting
Ten books a-reading
Nine backrubs gaming
Eight handguns a-cooking
Seven rpgs a-writing
Six felines a-coupling
Five li-i-i-iberty meadows
Four star wars
Three douglas adams
Two martial arts
...and an aikido in a military.